Sunday, June 28, 2009
Rachel Getting Married
Three bad flicks in one. The first is an amateur flick about a back-from-rehab-but-not-rehabed hot chick making everyone uncomfortable during her sister's wedding preparations. The second is a horrific arty music video short ("ooh, look, there's Robyn Hitchcock! Playing at Rachel's wedding!" The third is incoherent, slow-paced "drama" shit.
That said, there is three seconds of brillians in this film, which will now be provided for you so you can save yourself from this agony. You know how some houses have more than one phone and when they ring they don't all ring the same and the rings bleed over each other a bit? This flick captures that where all other flicks don't.
Three bad flicks in one. The first is an amateur flick about a back-from-rehab-but-not-rehabed hot chick making everyone uncomfortable during her sister's wedding preparations. The second is a horrific arty music video short ("ooh, look, there's Robyn Hitchcock! Playing at Rachel's wedding!" The third is incoherent, slow-paced "drama" shit.
That said, there is three seconds of brillians in this film, which will now be provided for you so you can save yourself from this agony. You know how some houses have more than one phone and when they ring they don't all ring the same and the rings bleed over each other a bit? This flick captures that where all other flicks don't.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Up
This may actually be a good flick, but the loudmouth woman in the elevator on her cell phone blurted out a huge spoiler, between floors 6 and 3. So now if/when I see it, it will suck. I informed her, and the woman she was speaking to, between floors 3 and 1, just how much I appreciated her effort.
This may actually be a good flick, but the loudmouth woman in the elevator on her cell phone blurted out a huge spoiler, between floors 6 and 3. So now if/when I see it, it will suck. I informed her, and the woman she was speaking to, between floors 3 and 1, just how much I appreciated her effort.
Monday, June 08, 2009
Killshot
If a young Quentin Terantino knew he would inspire this flick, he'd have gone into accounting.
If a young Quentin Terantino knew he would inspire this flick, he'd have gone into accounting.
