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Australia: Movie fan's nose bitten off Jul 18 2005

A movie fan had his nose bitten off outside an Australian cinema in an argument over the quality of the violent new Bruce Willis movie Sin City.

The 19-year-old victim underwent surgery to reattach the tip of his nose following the brawl last night outside the cinema in Bathurst, 125 miles west of Sydney.

Bathurst police Inspector Cameron Lindsay said the victim and his attacker got into an argument over the merits of the movie, an adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novel about a wicked metropolis filled with tough guys and gorgeous women. The movie has been praised by critics for its dark, computer-generated imagery and criticised for its non-stop violence.

Police were still hunting for the attacker.

"There's been an argument, apparently over how good the movie was, and then an altercation," Lindsay said.

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If you see this flick you will say "boo"
Upon the original it doesn't improve
Take my advice and go have a brew

This boring flick is pre-dict-ab-le
Sitting through it is a sad form of hell
Did they really pay these people a mint?
I want to send them all...to...Flint

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It's not worth rhyming, just go and die
You'll be happier than sitting this through
Flicks should be better than eating some poo