Monday, May 09, 2005
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I remember liking the book when I was 17. If it's anything like this flick, I want to transcend time and bitch-slap myself.
I remember liking the book when I was 17. If it's anything like this flick, I want to transcend time and bitch-slap myself.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Amityville Horror
I remember seeing the original when it came out. It was scary and I rushed out to buy the book and scare myself all over again. Then this flick came out. I don't think it is as simple as being older now. There is nothing scary about it, except for the fact that it is scary how many precious moments of my life I gave up to it.
I remember seeing the original when it came out. It was scary and I rushed out to buy the book and scare myself all over again. Then this flick came out. I don't think it is as simple as being older now. There is nothing scary about it, except for the fact that it is scary how many precious moments of my life I gave up to it.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
XXX: State of the Union
I have not seen this flick. I will NEVER see this flick!
I have not seen this flick. I will NEVER see this flick!
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Phantom of the Opera
Ummmmmm.... I am not this flick's target demographic. Lon Chaney is churning in his grave!
Ummmmmm.... I am not this flick's target demographic. Lon Chaney is churning in his grave!
Monday, May 02, 2005
The Interpreter
Text: Yaaawwwn
Interpretation: This flick is too long
Text: Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn!!!
Interpretation: Is this flick still playing?
Text: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Interpretation: Holy crap . . . .
Text: Click!
Interpretation: This flick sucked!
Text: Yaaawwwn
Interpretation: This flick is too long
Text: Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn!!!
Interpretation: Is this flick still playing?
Text: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Interpretation: Holy crap . . . .
Text: Click!
Interpretation: This flick sucked!
