Friday, December 30, 2005
Walk the Line
Well, you wonder why these flicks are always tripe
Why you never see a positive review on this site
And why does my reviewing seem to have a somber tone
Whether T1, cable modem or dial-up by phone
It's because of flicks like this that just drag on
And the reviewers who would tell you I am wrong
That if you pay $9.50, just to walk inside the door
The stunning performances will leave you floored
The truth is this is a standard bio-pic
You'll lose count of all times you see Cash sick
Joaquin's imitation is not a sight to see
He makes Gary Busy seem like fucking Pavoratti
Cash used to sing about a boy named Sue
And "sue" is exactly what I'd like to do
But there's no justice in this land, and I'm out of ten bucks
Till things are brighter, I'll just say "this flick sucks."
Well, you wonder why these flicks are always tripe
Why you never see a positive review on this site
And why does my reviewing seem to have a somber tone
Whether T1, cable modem or dial-up by phone
It's because of flicks like this that just drag on
And the reviewers who would tell you I am wrong
That if you pay $9.50, just to walk inside the door
The stunning performances will leave you floored
The truth is this is a standard bio-pic
You'll lose count of all times you see Cash sick
Joaquin's imitation is not a sight to see
He makes Gary Busy seem like fucking Pavoratti
Cash used to sing about a boy named Sue
And "sue" is exactly what I'd like to do
But there's no justice in this land, and I'm out of ten bucks
Till things are brighter, I'll just say "this flick sucks."
Monday, December 26, 2005
Good Night and Good Luck
Well, at least they warn you ahead of time.
Well, at least they warn you ahead of time.
