Saturday, December 25, 2004
The Woodsman
"No fair," you say? "This flick hasn't been released yet," you say? Well then tell them not to show its trailer THREE TIMES to the same audience. Merry Fucking Christmas.
"No fair," you say? "This flick hasn't been released yet," you say? Well then tell them not to show its trailer THREE TIMES to the same audience. Merry Fucking Christmas.
Monday, December 13, 2004
Hulk
I'd have rather listened to the theme song of the old Hulk cartoon 268 times than have spent the roughly equivalent amount of time watching this flick, where nothing happens except a boring twit turns green and big, then shrinks and pales, then back to green and big, then shrinks and pales, and then back to green and big, and then back to pale, then closes with boring twit making the limpest attempt at an audience rabble-rousing line ("you're making me angry--you wouldn't like me when I'm angry") we've ever heard.
I'd have rather listened to the theme song of the old Hulk cartoon 268 times than have spent the roughly equivalent amount of time watching this flick, where nothing happens except a boring twit turns green and big, then shrinks and pales, then back to green and big, then shrinks and pales, and then back to green and big, and then back to pale, then closes with boring twit making the limpest attempt at an audience rabble-rousing line ("you're making me angry--you wouldn't like me when I'm angry") we've ever heard.
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Prey for Rock and Roll
Talk about falling off a cliff -- you start with Gina Gershon, queen of the lesbian love scenes, in a lesbian love scene and you end up with an episode of the Gilmore Girls.
Talk about falling off a cliff -- you start with Gina Gershon, queen of the lesbian love scenes, in a lesbian love scene and you end up with an episode of the Gilmore Girls.
