Friday, July 25, 2003
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
By slavishly copying every nook and cranny in the book (save one), they make a flick as exciting as a plain Thomas' english muffin. And the only thing they left out was the book's highlight - the selection hat's opening poem! No wonder somebody (thing?) put the "grow-up-fast" curse on the actor who plays Harry.
By slavishly copying every nook and cranny in the book (save one), they make a flick as exciting as a plain Thomas' english muffin. And the only thing they left out was the book's highlight - the selection hat's opening poem! No wonder somebody (thing?) put the "grow-up-fast" curse on the actor who plays Harry.
Thursday, July 24, 2003
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Ha-ha-haaaow much longer till this awful flick ends?
Ha-ha-haaaow much longer till this awful flick ends?
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
In the Bedroom
More like in the boredroom. Anyone associated with a film that uses "bedroom" in its title and has no nakedness in it should be banished to the 6th realm of Dante's Inferno.
More like in the boredroom. Anyone associated with a film that uses "bedroom" in its title and has no nakedness in it should be banished to the 6th realm of Dante's Inferno.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
Proof
Should have been "Proof of Suckage." I was told this flick was decent. Yeah, if you've got a lot of work to do and need some background noise. People hate me.
Should have been "Proof of Suckage." I was told this flick was decent. Yeah, if you've got a lot of work to do and need some background noise. People hate me.
Monday, July 21, 2003
Spaced Invaders
Boy, did this flick suck. I walked out!
Boy, did this flick suck. I walked out!
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